Oho – okay. Before i begin to write i’m thinking if i actually choose the right word for my title. Maybe nobody will understand what i mean with “Single-Trips” . Well, in german we call that word ”Singlereisen” – Singlereise is when you are single and you go on holidays. But, well, we’re not finished here… You go on holidays and in your holidayplace you’ll have a bunch of other people, singles - of course - around you. All willing to make holidays and maybe also willing to not be single anymore.

Well, let’s begin.

Im pretty free in November and of course i need some holidays this year. We worked a lot, we’re pretty down with our humour so everybody’s having his own holidays after this summerseason. I was thinking a lot about where to go. I was not thinking that much about with who i should go. Cause the answer is pretty simple. You have to go on holidays with somebody who will not stress you, not bother you, someone who is on the same “wellenlänge” as you. And, well .. this doesnt fit too many people which are closed to me. There is Manuela who will probably work and there is Philip which will probably work too. There are hoteliers which are off in November but uhhhm, no, would be too alcoholic.  So i will go on holidays alone, which is not even bad cause i do a lot of things alone and i love to travel alone. So, next question….. i was thinking about where to go… Easy question cause i guess im pretty easy to handle if we talk about holidays. I just want to lay down on a beach, have a good book to my right, a drink to my left and yeah, a lot of men on the same beach if possible. So i thought about going to Brazil, Thailand.. something like that. ( no egypt, greece or turkey, thanks !!! ) .

But some days ago a friend of our family told me to travel to a Single-club. ( Robinson Club etc. )… First i thought.. oooooooouhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm. Doesnt that look a  bit like …..

Like your going on holidays somewhere and you’re feeling ( already ) pretty naked in front of all the others ? I mean, it looks like you have the postmark “single” on your forehead. Well, no, thats pretty intimate. Thats too much for me. In real life nobody knows if youre f* single or not. But there it  would be pretty obvious. Maybe they’ll all think that youre here cause you dont find a man in the whole world. And 2) that you’re going on that singletrip alone ! cause you dont even have a friend….

.. Well, let’s be clear. Who is going to make such a trip ? Maybe just people who really dont find somebody ! I mean, i could probably be with somebody. Probably. Maybe, yes. But sometimes i just dont want toooo. (Sometimes ‘hingegen’ i really want… ). And if somebody wants me even more i want even lesssss. I mean, singletrip sounds pretty much that its just made for losers. But, in the end of the day… if youre single for years.. yeah maybe you are such a loser ?!?!?!

No, no, no,  i dont feel like such a loser. Maybe on a trip like that there are just young people with 2-cm-glasses on their eyes… maybe they have even hairs on the back and… and no, ohmy goood… dont even want to have a beer at night. Arghhhhhhhh. No, worser than that could be a young man with a flauschigem bart… But well, guess you understand what i mean..  

Okay … Let’s think positive for a moment: ………..
Maaaaaybe, if i would do such a trip in november …. i’ll meet there a wonderful man… but then, then he tells me that he’s irish or finnish or whatthef*. Hell should i do then ? Im not made to live in Denmark or Ireland !  No no no. Argh, besides that i guess its even pretty freezy over there…

Well, i  dont know what to do. I need a drink. But, uhm, just to underline: Since my idea about going to a sunny ranch and run around pretty naked, maybe in dirty stofffetzen … went not to open ears ( gell, Klaus ?) … im really thinking about doing such a trip…. PRRR !! Nacht !

P.S. Marc from Melonjuice: Es is auch hier eher pimmelwindig

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couldn’t write for some days cause my bed is definitely choice number one if im not working in these days. im supertired. just thinking about the end of this season to go to brazil, thailand or where-ever the first airplane takes me. the only thing i actually did besides working and sleeping in these days is trying out my new pants … i thought they’re fitting my very well, so i bought 3 pairs - same style right away… dad says always i shouldnt wear pants like that ’cause they’re making me look a bit ‘fatty’. But he also says that this isnt my fault.. its just because im sooo short . Nice, nice, yes dad, yes, väääryy nice . He also says always i shouldnt wear sneakers or flip flops without heels and , uhm well, flip flops dont have a heel… his 2 sentence ( logic )is… cause your just too short for that…  by the way, im not THAT SHORT. Im 165 !

Germans always use to say: “Klein aber oho”, and thats what i definitely am !

Not much else to say today. I worked yesterday, today and i will work also tomorrow cause my dad’s going to the Oktoberfest where i actually ! wanted to be present too ! ( and maybe find a millionair of the bussi-bussi-promis here )  But it doesnt really matter, i dont even have a dirndl   and i have way too much things to do this week. My guests are even having FULL-BOARD !!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR when halfboard would be more than enough ! But.. calm down.. calm down.. Fortunately i do always have my plans, so everything is planned.. and i don’t have to worry. Yes, my plans and me are living in our own world that nobody can really understand. ahah. ( ’famous’ Klaus called me even Psycho because of that ) Well, let’s say that i wake up with my plan and last thing i see at night is also him. ( Yes, he’s a man, obviously ) . Sometimes, in the middle of the night i have to stand also up to write something on him…  to, obvious, have it on my plan… cause nothing… not my final shower has to miss in this perfect plan.

In my planner you can find quite everything about me and what i have to do the whole day. My dad said some days ago that it seems that im pretty planned-out. Ahah. Yeahhh, thats true. Its just that nobody can really understand what im writing down … And well, besides this planner there exist even more little plans.. children of the big plans that i have. Yeah, okay, probably it is really  bit psycho cause sometimes im also writing down when i should go and have my shower or a text for a sms that i have to write in exactly ( yeah, planned !) three days… Plans are also separated in different colours, different under-linings, different type of writing…. Yeah, its too complicated and im kinda annoying you…

Let’s make it quick. I want do cross out a lot of things of my planner this week ( some plans are there since a year i guess.. but since i read my horoscope in the last days: “This is a good day to do things that you wanted to do since a long long time – Go for it and do everything – You wont have such a good day in the next time” ) ….im crossing out like a machine.. UEHHHY and i wanna go on with this power that i have right now . ”

So, this week i will:

- Finish the layout for Tauferer Ahrntal

- Making the dirty fotoshooting i have in my head with my sister Kathrin. Hope she will do it   hihihihihi! I definitely know the name for the shooting: “hardcore remmidemmi” guess this sounds perfect ! Hardcore for my sister and remmidemmi is perfect for me. is somebody out there a volunteer-beer-holder ?

- Finally finding the right ‘epiphanic realization’ ( what an ugly word ) … thinking about what i should do after this season.. i love the web, i’d love to organize fashion shows, i’d love to do the yoox master in e-fashion which costs way too much and 2) i dont like people which are studying til their old, i’d love to marry an ad-sense millionair , i’d love to combine fashion and internet, i’d love to open a great shop with a lounge and a club..yeah yeah…, i’d love to design my own stuff….

- designing some shirts for my richcorner shop

- thinking about an idea for the cnc plugin generation

- asking Marc from Melonjuice to do something in Flash ( hate flash.. bleah) for me. P.S. Marc, now you have to go online tomorrow

.. and so on. pretty annoying stuff i guess. having a drink, having a sig and hoping that they will repeat Gräfin gesucht ( yeahhh laughhh, im used to it today )  on sat 1. good night.

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