www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFHomE--odI

And if there would be one man to dedicate me this song…. he would be mine Because….

THIS IS MY SONG !

“Tu dimentichi tutto, senza alcun rispetto ”

“Starti vicino si, a volte capita di… di sentirsi un pó in forse… ”

“Tanto tu non lo sai .. tutto quello che vuoi”

“Sei gelosa di te, ti guardi intorno se c’é .. una vestita uguale.. brrrrrrrrr”

This song is soooo Stephanie…

…Or is this the real real Stephanie-song… ? im not going to re-write the stephanie-sentences from this song though….

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTqKZjPgmys

Well, have to say that i wasnt very fit this week. A bit sick, this problem, the other one… went to the dentist, which is even more than half a project for me And because of the dentist I was living today with exactly: 1 coffee, 1 beer, half a coke and one piece of bread with schinkenwurst. Guess im going to violate the fridge in a second.

Oh yeah, and there was also the hairdresser and some little little stuff on the web which isn’t even worth specifying. Maybe the Lobo / Passing Book is helping me now to get things finally done … and today i will start with that book ! ( Well, at least right now im very optimistic that i will start reading today …… 

But also without that book i think that now i would have the perfect solution for my not-consequent-female-being… Because, fact is, i always want to do a lot a lot a lot of stuff during the week… i always have millions of plans and things to do… it’s just, that very much of them have nothing to do with things i’ve learned or thing’s im able to do right away. So often i have to read, to google, to search, to copy to try to re-try .. to get things done. And fact nr. 2 is: it pisses me off if i can’t resolve things right away… at the first try. So sometimes after trying and retrying and reretrying my patience is over. Yeah, im not what you call a patient person. Asking people for the one or the other thing is just annoying me after a while. And second if I ask people to do some stuff that im not able to do im learning nothing and most of the time it costs too much for that crappy stuff im asking.  So, what i was thinking…  i just need a man ( well… today im in a good mood so it  could also be a cool woman .. but if its a female she has to be cool ! If its a man i’d also take a nerd ) which would be there for me 3 hours a week. Yeah, guess that would be enough . This man should have a general overview and knowledge of different things. He should be a cellulitis-protector and combatant, a man with smokers-toothpaste-experience or at least knowledge in that field,  newsletter-creation … well, sometimes also dream interpretation is requested.  Do people like this exist or do they exist just for stars and wannabes ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXh4EuJa2TU

Well, i mean, he doesnt have to know things right away. He would also get my plans for the next week a week before so he knows exactly what has to be done next week and he could prepare himself for that. And, if we just think of one of the things that i want to do… : Cellulitis combatting could be also very funny. Fitness for both ( of course he should tell me how to do stuff because i didnt really see a fitness studio from inside until today … ) , watching tv, doing some brainstorming in the meanwhile.  Guess that could also be very funny . And yeah, here we are again. Things are funny if the one or the other knows how to do them and second, often things are funny if you do them together. Especially bastard things as going to a fitness studio !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHLjYBsl2zA

Kisses from a Bussi-Bussi-Tussi ( just writing Tussi ’cause if my dad would read this post he would definively call me a tussi and say … that’s all crap, it’s just “Faulheit unterstützen” ). But that is not really true…

So, No boys …! This blogpost isn’t a joke ! It’s just written more funnier than everything is … So, if there exists someone who is able to answer my questions and show me some stuff, especially web-stuff… not even 3 hours a week,  send a mail !

Something beautiful in my life are all those Klaus’es which -- when i hear or talk to them -- make me feel like lying in a park surrounded by … well, maybe five millions of different flowers in different colours all parfumed with different fragrances. Wonderful.

This shouldn’t be a post like all the others full of crappy shit ahah, no no, this i a post based on 25 years of experience. Uha! One good thing in being 25 is to have some “experience” in one or the other field Cool, ha ? So if i dont have it in the ‘other’ field, i can definitively say that I have it in this one

Yes, I have experiences with men which name’s “Klaus”. If a boy tell’s me that his Name is Klaus he has already a certain Heimvorteil, the polest pole-position ever. I normally like them right away without even knowing them.

Ich und mein Lieblingsklaus

With my 25-year-experience I can also definitely say that they are all loaded with a certain humour that has maybe the same effect as drugs on me.  They’re wonderful and charmy as its best, agressive and horny, always funny, self-confident ( which is a non-plus-ultra in a man ) sometimes a bit shy and normally they say things .. things that make me laugh soo sooooo sooooooooOOO much…. And that is definitively ( this word is definitively ! creating me always problems ) great.

In my studies I found out also that men named Klaus are mostly men with a big M . Something that I really apprecciate ! A man has to be a man with a capitalized (?) M. Second rule for My future Man.

Of course with all these Klauses and Pole -- Position there has to be also the superdriver. And there is one. His name is B…..r hrgmfahihihuhuoohohhoh… Thinking of him makes me suddenly feel like lying in my super-flowered-park.

I also talk about him right now because he is in delay with lovely mails. And, Yes ! … he is definitively writing the most flattering mails in this world Did he maybe gave my pole position to the superbunny ? Noooooooo.

Klaus, bist du verknallt ????????

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y6dL6UiUxo