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Ladies and Gentleman, yes … im very masculine on days like that ! All the people talking bout Valentine’s day go 90 % “on my nerves” So this year i tried to calm down my nerves and therefore i tried to stay away from engaged people as best as i could. Besides all the bad things about this day i got also some little presents ( … of course not from the man i wanted to get something ! you *&53% !!!  ) Dickmanns, chocolate from “santa claus” and kisses.  These “Dickmanns” sit now on my Hüften because i had to eat 20 in 2 days… So, please can somebody tell me if there is also just one good thing on this day ? Oh, yeah well, i found one thing. But you have to be single on this day to enjoy this: You can go and have a drink instead of an old 5-bucks-rose. A Drink with a capitalized D and triple .. rink ! Chin Chin !

Oh, and Klaus: Mit diesem Herzchen will ich nur deinen Maildrang ankurbeln ! :-)

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17 Feb 2009
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Men named Klaus and their Pole Position in my life

Right now I’m very very pissed ’cause im not even able to make work a f* newsletter ( HELP !!!! ) so I’m trying to let the newsletter be a newsletter, with the little verb f* before and im thinking of something beautiful…

Something beautiful in my life are all those Klaus’es which -- when i hear or talk to them -- make me feel like lying in a park surrounded by … well, maybe five millions of different flowers in different colours all parfumed with different fragrances. Wonderful.

This shouldn’t be a post like all the others full of crappy shit ahah, no no, this i a post based on 25 years of experience. Uha! One good thing in being 25 is to have some “experience” in one or the other field :-) Cool, ha ? So if i dont have it in the ‘other’ field, i can definitively say that I have it in this one :-)

Yes, I have experiences with men which name’s “Klaus”. If a boy tell’s me that his Name is Klaus he has already a certain Heimvorteil, the polest pole-position ever. I normally like them right away without even knowing them.

Ich und mein Lieblingsklaus

With my 25-year-experience I can also definitely say that they are all loaded with a certain humour that has maybe the same effect as drugs on me.  They’re wonderful and charmy as its best, agressive and horny, always funny, self-confident ( which is a non-plus-ultra in a man ) sometimes a bit shy and normally they say things .. things that make me laugh soo sooooo sooooooooOOO much…. And that is definitively ( this word is definitively ! creating me always problems ) great.

In my studies I found out also that men named Klaus are mostly men with a big M . Something that I really apprecciate ! A man has to be a man with a capitalized (?) M. Second rule for My future Man.

Of course with all these Klauses and Pole -- Position there has to be also the superdriver. And there is one. His name is B…..r hrgmfahihihuhuoohohhoh… Thinking of him makes me suddenly feel like lying in my super-flowered-park.

I also talk about him right now because he is in delay with lovely mails. And, Yes ! … he is definitively writing the most flattering mails in this world :-) Did he maybe gave my pole position to the superbunny ? Noooooooo.

Klaus, bist du verknallt ????????

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18 Jan 2009
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Reorganizing my tv-habits

There are things in life that we should better change earlier than later. And so i decided that i should change my tv-habits and lieblings-shows better before my future marriage just to avoid some little future-problems :-)

Some of you may know that im watching tv at a, uhm… low niveau ;-) That im addicted to Lost, Desperate Housewifes and Prison Break shouldnt be a problem for my future husband cause im watching the whole episodes in a row, so in three -- four days / year i can handle those shows :-) . But, the german and italian tv-shows are causing me more problems. And, the point on the i is that they are growing from problems to serious problems ! Some days ago i really had to take a shower before the evening … but… i turned on my tv.. and… !!!!!! they were presenting 11 new men on “Schwiergertochter gesucht” Ahahah. I’ll swear that i was watching all 11 before i was able to get under my shower. That was the point when i had a little chat with my tv-addicted-myself. So i said to myself: ”Little Lady, we have to change something :-) ” and see there, we changed something. I didnt watch Uomini e Donne --  which was normally occupying me from 3 to 4 p.m. - for A WEEK !!!!  

With this optimism and supersuccess i’ll start the the new week with my new tv-program without Bauer sucht Frau, Schwiegertochter gesucht or Nur die Liebe zählt. Ahah. I guess ill maybe get back to old habits and watch Family Guy, American dad ( with Klaus, the german fish )or some stinky news-crap-shows. But, is that better ? Yeah, maybe.. yes, it is.

Bassler, do we have enough beer in the cellar to avoid a heartattack?

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8 Dez 2008
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