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Two hours later and 85 bucks lighter

I can’t believe it. Yesterday morning ( after months !) i had finally time to go to the hairdresser…

Two hours later and 85 bucks lighter i looked more or less like this:

Juhu juhu juhei my hair is now very gray.

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22 Jan 2009
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Snapshot… & women sometimes are plem plem

Found something nice on the Südtirol Reisen Blog:

1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair … just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing.
4. Post these instructions with your picture.

Here we go:

But, ääähhm Herbert, im not sure if women will take a picture of themselves without doing any of this stuff before :-) We are not really made like thissss ;-) Ähm, yeah, Not at all ! Here’s the version for all the women on this planet and for men which dont know til now how WE would really do this snapshot-game:

1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. You don’t feel enough comfy, you’re not ready for that ? Ok, go and have a coffee and a sig …
3. Try to take a picture of yourself right now.
4. Look at it. If you dont like it go and fix your hair.

5. Put some lipstick on your lips !
6. Try to make another picture !
7. Look at it. Probably the shirt doesnt fit you very well today. Go and change your shirt. If it’s not the shirt change your hairstyle .. or both !
8. Take a picture of you right now !
8. Look at the picture.
9. Make some other pictures. Never look ( as man usually do ) just straight in the camera, this will make you look ugly, but you knew that also before ;-) . So make some more pictures until you feel comfy with ..at least one.. .. and try out everything until you like one or two..
9. Post these instructions with your favorite picture ( if you don’t like any of them just post an old picture and lie about the date… ) ..
…and admit, that sometimes we are a bit plem plem.

… VERY UHHHUUHHH PLEM PLEM !

… Anyway, Herberts Picture still looks much nicer than mine  ……

And now YOU !!! Yes YOU ! – You can try out the same game here and leave me a picture of you ! Ho Ho Ho.

Prost and Night, Mister Knight. Night and Prost, Hundevoll-koooohst.
Yeah, i tried out the Reimlexikon which didn’t want to reim,  that …. :-)

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26 Sep 2008
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The neighbours fart or .. girls and the hairdresser

Girls and their hair-problems

Arghhh.. i was sick again… i’ ve not been sick for 7 years i guess.. and this summer im sick .. and sick and sick. I have belly-ache and i have to run.. to run and to run to the toilet. I was looking on the web for this word and i guess its called gippy tummy. ahah. And if its not the right word at least its sounds funnier than “gippy tummy” actually is… ahahah. Having gippy tummy in the 365-days-sunshine-village that i live is not that funny. If you’re lying outside our house you can even hear your neighbours fart cause everythings is calm and silent here… and now and then you can hear some cows eating gras or neighbours boys having races with their motobikes through the woods :-) ! Well, so think of it how it is to have gippy gummy here :-) ! Uuuuhuuuh!!! But let’s not talk anymore about this. Girl’s dont even fart so please imagine that i never spoke about that… Im fine again.. probably im fine cause Milano is near :-)  … Well, dad if you will ever read this last sentence don’t think twice about it ;-) . And while i felt so fine this morning again i had to go directly to the hairdresser.. and i feel even better now ! You should know that girls feel as re-born after visiting their hairdressers :-) They also think their whole life is changing immediately, that luck is near and the next man too… Yeahhh.. we are like that…  i would just call it loveable.  And we’re probably also loveable when we do like that after the hairdresser :-) ! aaahahh. Buttt.. you know we have to know how we look on different sites in different moments and and and :-) probably i should just sh. up. Good night !

Hair-shaking

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23 Aug 2008
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