Me and Philip, we have some certain “Besofski-Playlists” which we play on his pc when the fridge is full and nights seem to be long. In these lists there are some ( yeahhh, we shouldnt lie… quite all songs ) really bad songs. But, if the chill-us drinks are good and we’re in a good mood we love them more than everything And so, in THESE MOMENTS we love this song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiC5BdIVfm8

And, huuuhaaa hey, i saw this video the first time some days ago.. And i was thinking “PUHHHH what a  hottttieee !!! Who knows how Nick Kamen is looking today. Probably better than ever!” So, dear Philip, from now on , when this song shows up on our playlist in one of these amazing nights, please, let’s just watch the video with this amazing nackidei kamen !! Kamen for president !!!!! Well, but right now im not with Philip, im just alone at home. And if im listening to one of these songs of our besofski playlist means that im missing Philip or that this night will have a late end….

….fortunately and unfortunately we do don’t have that much people right now in our house. And the ones we have ARE Schwiitzerdüütsche, ARE pretty pretty silent and they  have a  really strange dialect. “mhier an kkkckhaffähhh, danckkkkhe” It sounds like they just ate something and it went into the wrong canal…

uhm, yeah, i have some problems with dialects.  for god’s sake, most of the ones im mentioning
now are amazing to have an evening with, but… yeah we should not exagerate… im searching a man, quite all the time but when i hear men with different types of dialects i block everything in my body that i can block by myself. and that’s pretty much, huh.

Besides the swiss dialect i really cant hear the Schwaben.. Sounds like that: “Haaanoi… wa hosch gsääht. So schee hämmers no nieee gheet” or uhhahaaa wait, wow “I hau zwar a wengale lache miassa…” i was in Coburg ( klaus wrote me: “in coburg you can just drink”) and i guess they spoke a little bit like that.

And ohhhhaaa i have two others which would have absolutely no chance to break the ice here ( and we’re in kind of an “eiszeit” right now) ossis ! ahah, but i guess that was pretty clear. cant even write something in this dialect cause its way too difficult. but, got another one: ( pay attention… fasten your seatbelts and stay calm!!)  “abr gib obacht, dass d’ it nahfliagsch!”

everything okay? everybody fine ? everybody alive after this dialects ? 

puhh, fine.

so, we just eliminated millions of men that i could like at first sight. yeah. but no way, all eliminated, there’s really noo chance to get me. right now i have to say “get” me because “marry” me is banned from the vocabulary of this house. Today Mr Richcorner told us ( me and my sister, the ladies in this house) ” If one of you is ever thinking about marriage be sure that you’ll have a nice chat with me before” ).

.. Unfortuntately we can not transplant dialects because sometimes there’s also a nice hottie who, unfortunately has this dialect. I’d love to be Mother Theresa for these ones… Boys, humiliated by their dialects… Mother Theresa comes, transplants and their life is beautiful again. But nevermind, i still have klaus, who has a great dialect. klaus, you’re pretty the best on the german market right now!

Nackidei: I wrote Nackidei because … a) i want you to watch the video b) he’s getting a bit more undressed in the video. 01:04, 01:15, 01:25 and 3) uhaaa lookk at him at 01:28. Guess i’d marry this man 3 minutes for his look at 01:28. Amazing.