Who the h* is calling me at 5 a.m. ?
Who the h* is calling me at 5 am ?
Aren’t we in 2008 ?
Aren’t things changed ?
Aren’t we old enough to quit these jokes ?
No under18 has my number so i have to admit that this was a men of my age or older or pretty much older 
to call me in the middle of the night ! I mean, i can still remember that we also called some boys in the middle of the night, but hell, we were 14 and we really thought it’s cool to call a boy while we were partying like animals. But right now if i would have to call boys at 2 3 or 4 a.m. i would even feel pretty embarrassed.. or pretty drunk. But well, tonight, or, better this morning somebody tried to call me at exactly 05:09 a.m. This, well i guess and hope - man – was at least that intelligent to put his number on invisible. Better for him. Cause if not he would have at least -10 points right now.
-10 points has also my new guest which arrived yesterday and called our emergency number at 06.00 a.m. At 06.00 a.m. nobody is awake in this house, fortunately… But the bell is ringing when a guest is calling…….
So I went to this room ( didn’t even had to change cause god knows why today !!! ( it really doesnt happen very often ) i was wearing a pijama oberteil and a pijama unterteil of the same design, óh la la ! ) . So i went up to the room hoping to dont find anything unnatural there… Juhuuuheiiijuheiii there was nothing unnatural there. No feet thats going on-to-the-other-side, no blood… NOTHING. God i was sooooo suprised that i was nearly sweating !!! Everything went out pretty well, she didnt even wanted to go to the hospital because !!! Now listen !!! Because it is too ‘freddo’ outside.. !!!!! After that sentence i knew that she is not really sick… and so me, my good-looking pijama and my imaginary boyfriend went to sleep again…
