Valentine%6?= What the f&*?=

Ladies and Gentleman, yes … im very masculine on days like that ! All the people talking bout Valentine’s day go 90 % “on my nerves” So this year i tried to calm down my nerves and therefore i tried to stay away from engaged people as best as i could. Besides all the bad things about this day i got also some little presents ( … of course not from the man i wanted to get something ! you *&53% !!!  ) Dickmanns, chocolate from “santa claus” and kisses.  These “Dickmanns” sit now on my Hüften because i had to eat 20 in 2 days… So, please can somebody tell me if there is also just one good thing on this day ? Oh, yeah well, i found one thing. But you have to be single on this day to enjoy this: You can go and have a drink instead of an old 5-bucks-rose. A Drink with a capitalized D and triple .. rink ! Chin Chin !

Oh, and Klaus: Mit diesem Herzchen will ich nur deinen Maildrang ankurbeln !