Archive for Dezember 8th, 2008



Reorganizing my tv-habits

There are things in life that we should better change earlier than later. And so i decided that i should change my tv-habits and lieblings-shows better before my future marriage just to avoid some little future-problems :-)

Some of you may know that im watching tv at a, uhm… low niveau ;-) That im addicted to Lost, Desperate Housewifes and Prison Break shouldnt be a problem for my future husband cause im watching the whole episodes in a row, so in three -- four days / year i can handle those shows :-) . But, the german and italian tv-shows are causing me more problems. And, the point on the i is that they are growing from problems to serious problems ! Some days ago i really had to take a shower before the evening … but… i turned on my tv.. and… !!!!!! they were presenting 11 new men on “Schwiergertochter gesucht” Ahahah. I’ll swear that i was watching all 11 before i was able to get under my shower. That was the point when i had a little chat with my tv-addicted-myself. So i said to myself: ”Little Lady, we have to change something :-) ” and see there, we changed something. I didnt watch Uomini e Donne --  which was normally occupying me from 3 to 4 p.m. - for A WEEK !!!!  

With this optimism and supersuccess i’ll start the the new week with my new tv-program without Bauer sucht Frau, Schwiegertochter gesucht or Nur die Liebe zählt. Ahah. I guess ill maybe get back to old habits and watch Family Guy, American dad ( with Klaus, the german fish )or some stinky news-crap-shows. But, is that better ? Yeah, maybe.. yes, it is.

Bassler, do we have enough beer in the cellar to avoid a heartattack?

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8 Dez 2008

Who the h* is calling me at 5 a.m. ?

Who the h* is calling me at 5 am ?
Aren’t we in 2008 ?
Aren’t things changed ?
Aren’t we old enough to quit these jokes ?

No under18 has my number so i have to admit that this was a men of my age or older or pretty much older :-) to call me in the middle of the night ! I mean, i can still remember that we also called some boys in the middle of the night, but hell, we were 14 and we really thought it’s cool to call a boy while we were partying like animals. But right now if i would have to call boys at 2 3 or 4 a.m. i would even feel pretty embarrassed.. or pretty drunk.  But well, tonight, or, better this morning somebody tried to call me at exactly 05:09 a.m. This, well i guess and hope - man – was at least that intelligent to put his number on invisible. Better for him. Cause if not he would have at least -10 points right now.

-10 points has also my new guest which arrived yesterday and called our emergency number at 06.00 a.m. At 06.00 a.m. nobody is awake in this house, fortunately… But the bell is ringing when a guest is calling…….
So I went to this room ( didn’t even had to change cause god knows why today !!! ( it really doesnt happen very often )  i was wearing a pijama oberteil and a pijama unterteil of the same design, óh la la ! ) . So i went up to the room hoping to dont find anything unnatural there… Juhuuuheiiijuheiii there was nothing unnatural there. No feet thats going on-to-the-other-side, no blood… NOTHING. God i was sooooo suprised that i was nearly sweating !!! Everything went out pretty well, she didnt even wanted to go to the hospital because !!! Now listen !!! Because it is too ‘freddo’ outside.. !!!!! After that sentence i knew that she is not really sick…  and so me, my good-looking pijama and my imaginary boyfriend went to sleep again…

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8 Dez 2008